3's Tag

3 JOYS: My children, Twilight Series, Fudge

3 Fears: It is so hard to narrow it down....: Perverts, Airplanes, Cockroaches

3 Goals: To not completely traumatize my children by the time they are adults, To someday be a size 12, and to be able to jump on a trampoline and not pee my pants!~

3 Obsessions: The Twilight Series, The Children's Place, Did I mention Fudge?

3 Random Facts: I know enough Spanish and sign language to communicate slowly with Spanish speaking or deaf people. I just learned the story of Abinidi from my Four-year old this week, I HATE moderation.

Twi-Hard

I am ashamed to admit it, but I am a Twi-hard. For those of you who don't have the mentality of a fourteen year old or youger, that means I am in love with Twilight. I am by far the nerdiest housewife EVER! When i get together for play group at the park with women from church I just sit there, quiet. I have nothing to say. I have nothing in common with these women aside from having children who like the park and sharing a religion. Then...one of these women who I care nothing about will say the name Jacob Black. Boom...they are my new best friend. I don't care if you walk on all fours and have slobber dripping down your face, if you are a friend of Twilight you are a friend of mine. I have never been so angry online than when a man made a derogative comment about Twilight on my brother's blog. I was ready to jump into cyber space and kick his cyber ass. So the question is...WHAT IS MY PROBLEM? The answer to that is NOTHING. I am perfect. Maybe not as perfect as my sweet Edward. There is no difference between loving Twilight and Loving Pride and Prejudice. Chicks are just cheesey, hopeless romantics and as long as we don't expect our frumpy human husbands to be as perfect as a vampire or as fun as a werewolve, what is the problem? by the way. I'm Team EDWARD!

4th of July Barbeque

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who would have thought that chicken could bring people together?! Have you ever noticed that when there is good food around, people feel comfortable? You could take two incredibly hostile neighbors and put them together in a room full of food and for that twenty minutes they were scarfing down food you would think they were best friends. Granted as soon as their bellies are full you can feel the hatred exuding instanteously. This same phenomenom occurred at the 4th of July barbeque yesterday. People who are usually nowhere to be seen came out of the woodwork and had a very pleasant time. As a bystander this is really fun to watch. Our 4th of July barbeque was very fun. I even got to see my friend Jessica get a piece of Ice put down her shorts. I personally would feel safer petting a ravenous bear, but someone out there has more cajones than I do. And thank heavens, because I caught her reaction to the ice with my camera. Priceless.